2020 Week 2 Picks
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CIN @ CLE
Pick: CLE ✅
I don't feel good picking either team 😆. Bengals are just happy they had a chance to win last week and Browns looked like absolute dawg shit. I'm going to take the more talented team here in a short week with Cleveland. Otoh, my gawd the headlines if Mayfield shits the bed again and Burrow looks good in a win.
JAX @ TEN
Pick: TEN ✅
Tennessee looks the same team from last year if not better. Jacksonville is just lucky Philip Rivers carried the curse of 4th Quarter comebacks with him to the Colts.
CAR @ TB
Pick: TB ✅
The thing about the Patriots and Brady was that he was just a Stone Cold Mother Fucker and they always come back so I don't see him losing twice in a row especially to a rookie Head Coach. Tom Brady Revenge Pop-Up Show.
DEN @ PIT
Pick: PIT ✅
It feels awful to pick against my team this early in the year but I think team consistency and experience is going to a Big Key this year, especially in these early weeks without a preseason.
LAR @ PHI
Pick: LAR ✅
I'll admit I didn't watch the Sunday Night Football game and I don't care for NFC East teams so I don't know much about either team. I'm going with the team that won last week against an NFC East team that I thought would be better than this NFC East team.
SF @ NYJ
Pick: SF ✅
I don't think I can pick the Jets against anyone else but the Dolphins in late December at home. It must suck to be a Jets fan.
BUF @ MIA
Pick: BUF ✅
I don't care to look into the Dolphins schedule so I'm excited to see how long the opening losing streak lasts this year.
MIN @ IND
Pick: MIN ❌
Minnesota looked awful but c'mon you can't beat the Jags?
DET @ GB
Pick: GB ✅
The Aaron Rodger revenge tour continues. It must really suck to be a Lions fan.
ATL @ DAL
Pick: ATL ❌
SpidermanPointingSpiderman.jpeg Fuck Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. Why did I pick them last week again?
NYG @ CHI
Pick: CHI ✅
I don't care either way who wins this and I already forgot who I picked to win. Mitch Tribusky Revenge Tour continues.
WFT @ ARI
Pick: ARI ✅
I don't care for NFC East teams and I don't like east coast teams traveling to the west coast so I'm going with the team that just beat a pretty damn good Football Team in the 49ers.
KC @ LAC
Pick: KC ✅
One of the best teams in the AFC and the NFL beats the team that could barely beat a shitty team led by a rookie QuarterBack in his first start in a year with no preseason.
BAL @ HOU
Pick: BAL ✅
One of the best teams in the AFC and the NFL beats the team that traded away Deandre Hopkins.
NE @ SEA
Pick: NE ❌
This is going to be a good one and I could see it going either way. Since it's so close I have to go with Belichick although I don't like an east coast team traveling to the west coast. The Cam Newton Revenge Tour continues.
NO @ LV
Pick: NO ❌
No Michael Thomas but Fuck The Raiders. Did you see Jon Gruden's hair last week?